epic fail

still alive,  once again without internet, and being foiled by my phone.   will its hot spot capabilites work... nope....can i capitalize anything or use alt characters like questions marks....nope.   can i access my pictures, either via gallery or downloads....nope.          so i will tell you jokes.                           how many dadaists does it take to screw in a lightbulb.....  a lobster  exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point