Gleeful with good fortune, I continued to browse, and came upon this: Crafting with Cat Hair. really truly, not a joke, there is a whole book, that I can only imagine will end up as a gag-gift, but seems to have been written with complete sincerity. I didn't dare buy it, but I think someday this may end up as a gift for someone I truly want to horrify. Probably accompanied by fur from my own fuzzy friends. One never knows.